remember, you are talking to the pranking MASTER.

sharklyweekly:

when ppl tag posts w/ my name it makes me smile so big oh my god

clasusmelics:

katnepvantas:

so basically if you don’t love aradia youre wrong

truth ALSO THIS PROVES THAT SHE ISNT A BORING MONOTONOUS FREAK SO SUCK MY TOE YOU EGGS

clasusmelics:

katnepvantas:

so basically if you don’t love aradia youre wrong

truth ALSO THIS PROVES THAT SHE ISNT A BORING MONOTONOUS FREAK SO SUCK MY TOE YOU EGGS

amaditalks:

buffy-sainte-marie:

Buffy breast feeds Cody on Sesame Street (x)

This was 1976. Big Bird understood and was wholly accepting and empathetic toward Buffy breastfeeding in public, and Big Bird is meant to be the equivalent of a preschool aged child, but every single day on social media, adults exclaim disgust toward breastfeeding in public and misogyny at the parents who do so. People, you’re less evolved than
Big Bird was 38 years ago. Grow the hell up.

iamthetwickster:

Richard always tweets Jared back it’s adorable

hoursago:

tryin to get back in the game

hoursago:

tryin to get back in the game

mythicalgummies:

hitlervevo:

hitlervevo:

why is it even called tumblr what does it even mean

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OH MY GOD

We’ve hit the 4th wall

deadanchors:


>:0

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

kissmelikeumeanit9999:

yesiownadragon:

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

Hey! 

I have something for you all to keep you up all night. (You should thank me it’s final week season.)

So Ed Hermanski was a high school teacher, who started to tell an extremely scary story to his history class. 

And by scary, I mean it was scary enough for it to be in a newspaper article and for many people requesting it to be made into a movie. 

Hermanski tells kids at the start to leave if they become too frightened. A few actually exit early. Others, even honor students and tough jocks, cannot sleep afterward.

What’s REALLY mysterious about this story is how MANY people report extremely strange things happening afterwards. For example, the power turning on and off and mysterious noises.

I’ve attached an audio of the story. One student decided to record it one day. It’s a long listen and remember listen at your own risk.

AUDIO RECORDING OF THE STORY

ARTICLE ON THE STORY

The audio isn’t working on the link I posted because too many users on it at once, but someone suggested another working audio file

LISTEN TO IT HERE

If this one crashes too, I’ll personally upload the audio file to tumblr

Also here’s some more information about the story itself

Here’s a thread where you can read testimonials

A blogpost written by a girl who experienced some intense things after hearing the story

This thread gives descriptions of the story (SPOILERS) as well as testimonials by students of Hermanski’s class

ENJOY!

i’m listening to it and i’m 15 minutes in and so far it’s just really horrifying  i’ve been getting so into creepy stuff like this lately i dunno why i do these things to myself

omfg holy shit sixpenceee a lot of things on your blog scare me but THIS, I took the time out to listen to this and omfg I am scarred for life

YOU GUYS NEED TO READ THESE HORRIFYING TESTIMONIALS 

May they serve as a warning for those of you listening in the middle of the night.

This is the first time one of my own posts is scaring me. 

STAY SAFE! 

yummy-casburger:

Parody of Cinderella -오-

subiculum:

cleopatrasweave:

i dont even watch this anime and i’m cracking up

disturbingly accurate

subiculum:

cleopatrasweave:

i dont even watch this anime and i’m cracking up

disturbingly accurate

questofimprovement:

princecastra:

Agreeing to make couple OCs with someone but neither of you are allowed to show your OCs to each other until they are ready and now those two are going to get together and they must work it out no matter what 

let’s do it